Attached below is The CNN article on our latest recruit Ajit Murthy. The team management doesn't refrain from priding itself excessively just like its manager and the fans, so we have no problems in promoting this than preparing an official one, as we have more important works in store like watching Manchester United being LOL-ed at. We let you assume whatever you want to after reading this.
TheSpecialArcs' press release that came out early morning has raised a few eyebrows. Of course, an announcement like this would most definitely do that. The update read:
"Watch out! In a year's time, this will be one of its kind! Rumour is that DNA match has been found with Rajni Kumar, who is about to retire. At a time when Mizoram Muttonchops are being mercilessly hammered by the 1st Division Giants, Rajni has unleashed his fury on Hitwicket managers through AJIT MURTHY! How the team wishes he had a better name, like Lawrence Rowe for example.
While TheSpecialOne is getting bigger, the team believes, looking at Murthy's characteristics, he is destined! Leftie, Reliable-Hopeless pacer, Mediocre vs Spin, 17.17 yrs old!"
When TheSpecialArcs' Editor-in-Chief, Alagappan Vijayakumar contacted IndianMourinho for a word on the 17-year-old, he got the following reply:
"Destruction is on. Ask them to be ready."
It would be confusing for outsiders to understand whom he had referred to by 'them', but Alagappan, having done a 6-part interview with him, was quite confident when he wrote in his column that 'Kashyap and Co. in the first division needs to prepare for the storm that is rising.'
A viewer, in their television show, asked Alagappan about his confidence on the interpretation when IndianMourinho is not known for his open statements; the editor-in-chief clarified by saying, "it doesn't make difference as the manager is quite open about certainties, and it is only strategies that he is hell bent on not revealing."
When further quizzed about the path charted out for the youngster, he said, "Your guess is as good as mine as far as the plans for Ajit are concerned, but, when he is being compared to Rajni and not to the 15-star bowling legends in the 2nd and 3rd divisions or at the bottom of the 1st division, IndianMourinho sure has left a big clue there."
It is also being said that Ajit's character has not gone down well with his team mates at TheSpecialOne. The media attention has led to the youngster taking excessive pride on his abilities; the team management has clarified, though, that they do not suck like the ECB in taking decisions and will see through a way to manage the teen sensation.
Handling mavericks may not be issue given that IndianMourinho is one himself. But, hey, has Alagappan made a sly dig at the 15-star bowling 'legends'?